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Review: Sex & Mischief Studded Paddle

The Sex & Mischief Studded Paddle by Sportsheets

If you follow me on Twitter, then you probably know that I’m kind of a noob when it comes to BDSM.  Hell, I still have a hard time memorizing what the fuck BDSM even stands for….sad, yes, I know. Well, we all have to start somewhere, right? By the way, …

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Review: CocoLicious Back End Play

The CocoLicious Back End Play

Now for this product, if you have never tried any kind of anal-play (like, you’ve never even stuck a finger up there before), then I don’t think you’ll be ready for this jelly… Yes, that was a Destiny’s Child reference….anyways…. I originally purchased this butt-plug off of PLEASYOURGASM.COM for a discount in …

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Review: The Vilain Bianca

The Vilain Bianca by Blush Novelties

Before I get into the actual product review, I just want to clarify a few things: First, I received this item for free in exchange for an honest review. Now there is a stereotype that all reviewers who get products for free are less likely to be honest in their …

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Review: The LELO Ina 2

Lelo Ina 2

It feels like it’s been awhile since I’ve written a review about a vibrator.  To be honest, due to the way I’ve changed my writing style as well as the product itself, I’m not quite sure how to approach this review.  But fuck it, let’s just do it! …okay…probably wasn’t the …

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Review: Shane Diesel Realistic Dong

I remember a time when the biggest challenge for me (in terms of sex toys) was the Doc Johnson Crystal Jellies 8″ Ballsy Cock (a mouthful, I know…god damn it, another pun).  It took a few weeks for me to get used to it, and let me tell you, there …

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Review: Manuel Ferrara Realistic Dong

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Seriously, I just have the hardest time coming up with creative titles for these things…. So in my last review, I talked about a toy that was fairly…fantastical, I guess is the right word? Well now I’m going to back to a more realistic realm of pleasure….okay, please pretend you …

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Review: David the Werewolf

BD7

Now, I will just say, I had only heard of the company Bad Dragon a few times before. For those of who aren’t aware, Bad Dragon is an American-company that specializes in creating one-of-a-kind silicone sex toys. What separates Bad Dragon from any other company out on the market is …

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Review: Naughty Candy Heart

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So after seeing the title of this blog post, you might have some questions such as: 1.) Why are you putting candy in your ass? 2.) Is this thing ACTUALLY made out of candy? 3.) If it is, can you eat it?   Well, if you put anything in your …

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