Review: Satisfyer Pro Deluxe

Satisfyer Pro Deluxe

Ever since the Womanizer appeared, suction-based sex toys took the 2016 market by storm. The Satisfyer Pro Deluxe is another entry in this phenomenon. After numerous uses, I have found the Pro Deluxe to be a worthy competitor. But it does have its issues. One cannot look at products such as the …

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Review: Tantus Ryder

Tantus Ryder

I’ve now gotten to a point where I want to push my asshole to new limits. But unfortunately, because I’ve been so busy with school, I haven’t had much time for any anal-play. Shit happens, ya know (hehe)? So I chose the Tantus Ryder to help me get back into …

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Let Me Make A Few Things Clear

Let Me Make A Few Things Clear

Some of y’all have been tripping balls or something. So let me make this clear. Actually, let me make a few things clear, for that matter. First things first Just because I tweet about sex toys, THAT DOESN’T MEAN I WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUR GENITALS. I originally started …

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Review: Fun Factory Bootie

Fun Factory Bootie

I’ve been in a bit of drought when it comes to anal stimulation. Thankfully, the Fun Factory Bootie has helped reacquaint me with my bum.  Which is good for the most part, because lately I’ve been extremely busy with school.  Therefore I don’t have a lot of time to try …

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Review: Tantus Feeldoe

Tantus Feeldoe

I have a confession to make: until now, I have never used a strap-on before in my life.  I’ve never used one on anybody.  No one’s ever used one on me.  To be honest, I never really saw the appeal of using a strap-on.  But at the same time, I’ve …

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Review: Zolo Stax

Zolo Stax

With toys such as the Zolo Stax Masturbator, I find it difficult to give them in-depth reviews.  This is because I was not born with the biological equipment necessary to use it.  Which is why I try to call upon others to help me give these reviews. However, it has …

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Review: IMTOY Zoo Rhino

IMTOY Zoo Rhino

Rabbit-style vibes are my favorite.  That’s no secret.  However, since I have used a fair number of them, I have set pretty high expectations.  These expectations did not change when I was asked to review the IMTOY Zoo Rhino vibrator. In case it wasn’t obvious enough, the IMTOY Zoo Rhino …

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Review: Mystic Rechargeable Wand

Mystic Rechargeable Wand

Even though I haven’t tried the original Mystic Wand, the Mystic Rechargeable Wand sounded very promising to my ears (and genitals). So how did it fare? To be blunt: I like it.  The Mystic Rechargeable Wand by Vibratex has a lot of good things going for it.  At the same …

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